Earth - Human obsession with camels is growing at a record pace. On Monday, April 7 reports came in that the crown prince of the United Arab Emirates of Dubai has purchased a female camel for a record 2.72 million dollars. <click here to read more>
Hell - The Demon Daily, eternal official voice of Hell, has promoted Akira Tsu to Editor-in-Chief. Tsu replaces outgoing Editor Heinlein after a brief two month stint that saw subscriptions plummet by 62%. <click here to read more>
Hell - Get ready for a new look! After long deliberation, Administration has finally approved extensive renovation plans for the majority of our complex. <click here to read more>
Please note peak transport activities are between 2:15 a.m. and 4:42 a.m. local time.
IMPORTANT - YOU MUST HAVE YOUR AMULET PROGRAMMED FOR YOUR DESTINATION AHEAD OF TIME.
Failure to program your amulet will cause delays in your transport schedule. Demons with unprogrammed amulets will be referred to the Programming Desk.
Save yourself time transporting and check-in online from the comfort of your residence or office. Terminal check-in is available for transports to all destinations except Cameroon, Syria, Finland, and Idaho. Log on to hhh.transport.net and click on "Manage Transport" from the home page to check-in in advance.
AVOID THE QUEUES WITH "HELLRUN" SELF-SERVICE CHECK-IN.
HellRun is now available for the following destinations: Peru, Falkland Islands, Texas, Papua New Guinea and Medan for all Hell transports.
Looking to play Huncklet on Tuesday evenings. Contact F at P7203.
To trade: used slinky in good condition. Wanted: the sandals of Elizabeth Fahn. W2448.
Grow extra tentacles. It's true! S5019.
To P: In the night we'll share our secrets. 00M3q. - ZN
Oh Satan! Damn me and punish me! Make my skin boil with pus. Make hair sprout out of my ears. Make my fangs grow long and sharp. In the name of all that is evil, Hell yes! U.B.
Two portable FGI's. A6234 after first shift.
Male Pekinese Slog. Well trained, with 15 eyes. 2 mths old. G2098.
PORB CRYSTAL, connections included, easily installed remote control. 5 games included. 200 credits ono. L5512.
50L Frozen Yak Spit. From yaks raised organically in the Tibetan mountains, ideal for Slurpies. B7322.
Flang Flute for sale in perfect condition 400 credits. S1109.
HEAT YOUR RESIDENCE TO A COMFORTABLE TEMPERATURE! Our new Silicon Intensity Surge Yang Unit raises the surrounding temperature to an optimal 35 degrees and keeps it there. Now on sale at Othello's Oven!
Set of 9 shrunken heads available. Wanted: 2 laying geese. E4488.
CLAW CARVED STONE DESIGNED TO SUIT YOUR NEEDS. B1856.
Studying for leaving certs? Tutor available evenings. Top marks in chaotic mathematical applications. L5820.