Susan

I am the original foot loose and fancy free demon! If you don't want to tie me down to a commitment we can have some fun together.

Interests: I really like to get to know others and spend a lot of time socialising. I work out at the gym when I'm home and keep myself in excellent physical condition. I'm not looking for a long term relationship; I just don't think they ever work out.

Favourite pastime: Assuming canine form and getting a lift in an auto. The wind ruffling your ears is great! It's such a rare treat...

Pet peeve: clinging, dependent people

new poem

YOU'RE A KLING-ON!

The noose of your affection Tightens around my neck Choking my breath to dust It's time to hit the deck

You're a blood sucking vampire A killing asp Wound up in concern And a smothering clasp

When your lip trembles that way It makes me want to retch Your smell drenches me; It's been too long a stretch

It's time to hit the road Don't let the door smack you on the way out How can you expect this to go on When you just make me want to shout

YOU'RE A KLING-ON! YOU'RE A KLING-ON! NOTHING MORE THAN AN ASS WIPE! GO CLING ON TO SOMEONE ELSE!

Dr. Khala

Remember your 6 month check-up!

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