Welcome to Port Authority. |
Your body was found under a mass of twisted metal. Your hip, left leg, right knee and arm were crushed. We have rebuilt your body. We have the technology. You are stronger and faster than before. Due to increased medical costs, your surgery totals 10,000 euro. Please be careful with the right knee. We only had one American-made aluminium knee in storage, and it has no guarantees. You can buy an extended guarantee from Capitalist Pigs Corporation, 100 Crappy Lane, Garbageville USA. Offer void in Paraguay and Chad. |
