Deemed Psychotic - Lyrics
Toy Man 2Lyrics written by Kylyra. from the album Toy Man |
Get ready for his visit, it won't be like last year His skin's gone green, his heart's gone cold, he's murdered his reindeer, If you hear him creep around you'd best stay in your bed Cause Santa's up and walking round, he's the Christmas undead
It all began, late last year, when Santa Claus got stuck, His fat caught in a chimney, he was heard to scream 'this SUCKS!' When a fire was lit and poor Santa began to roast He cursed and kicked and screamed and fought; he knew that he was toast Then a voodoo ritual, performed by Cindy Loo Brought back dear old Santa, though much of him was goo Now the children on his list try to be oh so bad So zombie Santa won't burst in and eat their mom and dad
Oh zombie Santa! Please just pass me by Don't eat my flesh, bite my neck or gouge out both my eyes I know you love to snap and pop our brains out of our heads But please, dear zombie Santa, I don't wanna be a zed! (repeat first verse)
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DIH and Friends XMAS 2009 version contains the line 'Oh F***' instead of 'this SUCKS'.